Chartwells

Source of the most disgusting and horrific food in the planet, found at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy, at the Mess Deck, where cadets nourish themselves.
This particular source of food has brought lots of bad fame to the Massachusetts Maritime Academy. Many cases have been detected like explosive anus, erectile dysfunction, micropenis, dysfunction to get any bitches, blue waffle, vomit, loss of will to live, fire piss, retardedness, loss of sex drive, anal leakage, etc have emerged from eating food from the mess deck. Many distinguished items are popular, like: BucBowl, Pineapple Ham, Clam Chowder, and Cheeseburgers. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK, MAY CAUSE THE SIDE EFFECTS MENTIONED BEFORE!!

4/C Sir I have to use the head
2/C Why didn't you go before morning formation?
4/C Sir I ate Chartwells before and I cannot hold it
2/C Aye

4/C(SeaTerm) Bro the engineers are going to be so mad, I just took the fattest shit because of Chartwells, I think I shall use wet wipes.
4/C (next stall) True dat.

Capt: Why the fuck does it smell like shit in my simulator!
2/C: I apologize sir, I ate Chartwells before class, I could not hold it.
Capt: You fucking retard!

Niggery

A place where you can drop off your nigger while you go to work or are busy. In the niggery, your nigger can learn a lot from it’s various courses, from VR simulated prision activities, child support and alimony evation 101, cotton picking activities, etc.

I’ll drop off my nigger at the niggery while i shop.
My nigger is at the niggery learning in his 101 gun handling and gangbanging class.