Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

Blox Fruits Player

Someone who goes full-on out against you after you hit them once as a joke or by accident.

These people don't necessarily have to be actual Blox Fruits Players. Instead, they are given this name because everyone in Blox Fruits gets angry after a single hit.

They also have no life and need to touch grass.

"I just hit you ONCE and you have been killing me for the past 10 minutes"
"You're a Blox Fruits player"

"I'M NOT"

Goes on to kill you for another 10 minutes

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