taco turd

Any unidentifiable crusty brown substance typically found, but not limited to the lap of pants.

"There's a taco turd on my sunglasses."

"Hey dude, there's a taco turd on your shirt."

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Gila monster

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.

"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"

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