Locust

1) a random ass grasshopper-like thing that is not edible apparently.
2) a booklet included with Verizon Wireless phones that has half the pages upside down as if the binding was eaten by said insect and then reglued with the locusts' regurgitation

B: What is this?
C: The locust for the phone.
B: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
C: Look at the pages in it.
B: Holy shit! Half of them are upside down!

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