Canada's History

The act of pouring a jar of maple syrup on moose antlers, while four separate people sodomize themselves on the antlers. They then wait for the syrup to harden forming honey butt-plugs. These butt-plugs are then melted down in the Stanley Cup and used as a stinky lube for a hermaphrodite couple to have double gay sex with.

Mike: Did you guys try Canada's History last night?
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.

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