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The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!
A disease that will eventually kill us all.
"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back"
One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.
My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.
A credit card which most stores do NOT accept. Discover usually has a high credit limit.
I went to the audio/video store to buy a plasma tv, and the store wouldn't take my Discover card.
A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.
Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitch"
Guy 2: "Word, yo"
An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.
I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.
asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.
asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.
Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.
Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...
Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.
Admin: I feel so stupid...