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Cancer

A disease that will eventually kill us all.

"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back"

by qbert January 27, 2004

19πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


radio shack

An electronics supply chain that sells low quality products that are usually over priced because they know they have very little competition. The employees at Radio Shack are dumb as a box of hammers and know shit about the products they sell.

Radio Shack should be boycotted!

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am an employee of Radio Shack and while the comment is somewhat funny, I am not, as quoted "as dumb as a box of hammers." Nor are my fellow employees. (Well, most of them)"

by qbert September 22, 2003

105πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


dealie

Originated in an episode of the Simpsons. Used by fucking idiots who cant tell the difference between their assholes and a hole in the ground. They use this word because they cannot speak english and have trouble naming simple objects. Used in place of a noun.

Dude, I ve been drinking for three days, what's that dealie we use to funnel the beer?

by qbert November 4, 2004

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Lee

A famous jean company. Lee is second best to Levi's.

I just baught me a new pair of Lee jeans.

by qbert September 24, 2003

130πŸ‘ 240πŸ‘Ž


cahps

How someone from Boston pronounces "Cops"

I'm gonna call the cahps on ya.

by qbert July 30, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by qbert May 16, 2004

717πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


jaguar

A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.

1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!

2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!

by qbert October 13, 2004

10πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž