GetMem

GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.

When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.

tnt

A kick ass AC/DC song! Has a good guitar riff, like all of AC/DC's songs.

"TNT" by AC/DC, rocks!

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poofing

to engage in smoking, generally marijuana.

me and my boys were poofing on a fat blunt.

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hard on

1. An erect penis.
2. A contemptible person.

Why you fuckin' hard on!! I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk ya fuckin' head with a Lousiville fuckin' sluggah!!

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skaggy-bawed

As described in the book "Trainspotting," too high on cocaine to have sex.

I want to, but all that skag has made me so damn skaggy-bawed.

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answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

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let's fuck this bitch

A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.

Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitch"

Guy 2: "Word, yo"

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