obamas dick

The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.

Egg ass niggas

Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.

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schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

4👍 4👎

npdiddy

1. n. a high ass indian dawg
2. n. a MCAT taking machine
3. v. to get high before hanging with his girlfriend

Damn, that Npdiddy is wild.

guy1: I gotta go hang with my girlfriend.
guy2: Damn foo, just npdiddy that shit.

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layyy

goodbye

peace, layyyyyyyyyyyy

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