Right Lane Rabbi

A person who camps in the right lane at all times, and doesn't use the left lane unless it is a dire circumstance.

"Bro.. why is Hunter in the right lane on an open highway?"
"Because he's a Right Lane Rabbi, lmao"

Rodential

Adjective. Similar to that of a rodent.

*crawling on the ground like a capybara (rodent)*
"hey ryan, ur being rodential as fuck rn"