GFF

Give a Fuck Factor; the level to which one gives a fuck, often measured on a scale from 0 to 100.

McDonald's patron #1: Excuse me, I had ordered a Big Mac, not a salad.

Laqueesha: <silence, examines fake nails>

McDonald's patron #1: Ummm...excuse me, miss? I had wanted a burger???

Laqueesha: <silence>

McDonald's patron #2: Dude, just give up. Her GFF is obviously 0.

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