Bug

A very nice non-binary name I have to say so myself. They named themself bug because they don’t get scared when there’s a roach in their room and can just pick it up and put it outside. They either have a cavetown aesthetic where they named themself bug because of the song LemonBoy, or because they are a forest gremlin who goes cryptid hunting every weekend. They probably have a huge rock collection and most likely have fairy lights in their room. For a month or two they highly considered naming themselves Moss or Lemon.

“Hey look it’s a Bug”
“Where?”
*Bug hissing at them from a tree*

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Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.

Stop being a piss lizard Jared

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