undinist

1. A man aroused by water.
2. A man who likes to urinate on ladies.

"He did not use a fountain pen which fact, as any psychoanalyst will tell you, meant that the patient was a repressed undinist." -from Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov

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noromo

1. Shorthand for "no romance."
2. A person who prefers a platonic relationship between two characters, particularly Dana Scully and Fox Mulder on the X-Files.

antonym: shipper

"Mulder and Scully naked and humping each other?" said the aghast noromo. "How about... no."

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