squama

squad drama

"Tom and Lisa brought red wine to our chardonnay party, it caused a little squama"

zaggly breath

what you have when your breath smells and/or tastes like shit. It smells "ex-zaggly" like your butt.

"Ew, all the guys Alyssa has hooked up with say that her zaggly breath was so bad that their dick smelled for a week"
"I have zaggly breath, my mouth tastes exactly like my butt"