antbag

A verb to describe an action done in shameful desperation.

"This is the fourth time Danny asked me out for dinner. He's just antbagging at this point."

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!