Danny Boy

Danny Boy

Old Danny Boy is some one who at a young age aspires to be a wise old man. Everyone has a Danny Boy in their life. He will most likely be a registered sex offender for intimate relations with a young girl. When Danny Boy is ever called out on his bullshit or outsmarted, he responds with an irrelevant and absurd statement.

Example:1
Friend: Danny Boy have you ever driven a truck.

Danny Boy: Yeah I have! Ive driven an f250 Cummings.

Friend: Danny Boy Ford does not use Cummings engines.

Danny Boy: You want me to rip the foreskin off your dick and feed it to you.

Example:2
(Danny Boy at a bar)

Danny Boy: Bartender, Ill have a scotch.

Bartender: You're not having anything, you are clearly not 21.

Danny Boy: I'm going to bend you over and take you down to brown town.

Bartender: Excuse me.

Danny Boy: you heard me right, brown town. You don't give a man a prostate exam without using butter.

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