quiznos rat

The coolest creatures ever. They appear in the commercial for Quizno's Subs. They are my heroes.

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dante

1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.

"Dude, did you play Devil May Cry 2?"
"Yeah. What happened to Dante's personality?"

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