June 30

The day of sleeping
Well, you have to be late on every meeting this day

- Ah, shit, I was supposed to be here at 12 am
- On June 30th you're allowed to be there at 1 pm, baby :)

June 26

The day when the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up

- He faced a lot of critique and left the group. Have you heard it?
- Oh, today is June 26... So today even the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up