December 2nd

december 2nd is a day where you go touch some grass because your lonely and youve been inside too long

Me: hey hows your day today
Friend: *minecraft eating asmr noise*

Me: mhm well up looks like you need to go touch some grass

Friend: *breaks a block of grass in minecraft*

Me: *face palm*

Friend: what day is it?

Me: december 2nd
Friend: oh alr *goes outside and touches grass*