Poke-i-oki

Pronounced Poke-ee-oh-key

The ability to make something out of junk. Or save ones arse by resurecting junk as passable products.

We didn't want to spend any money on expensive items so we poke-i-oki 'd it out os something I found in the bin.

I dropped a bollock but found a reject I can poke-i-oki into something I can deliver and charge full price for.

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pringles

one of those snacks where you have to have a competition with your friends to see how many you can fit in your mouth and eat without spitting them out or gagging. Our current record at work is 19.

I could try to eat more pringles but the first competition has left my mouth like i've been chewing barbed wire.

11👍 9👎