newman smith

a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.

“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”