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Ol' Saint Nick

To apply copious amounts of Gold Bond or baby powder to one's scrotum, then to stand over a reclining woman and to lower one's balls over her lower face and chin in a repeated fashion so as to create a powdery beard while chanting, "Ho, ho, ho..."

Ronnie was feeling in the festive spirit and decided to give his girlfriend the Ol' Saint Nick before leaving for work that morning.

by r.p. ribbons May 23, 2012