alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

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Cascadia

The Region covering Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia. Also wanting to become its own country, and seceed from the United States. If so, it will be a nation of tree-hugging liberals.

Let's go to Seattle, Cascadia this weekend to attend the "Save the Pine Needles" rally. Then let's go to Portland, Cascadia to protest, because we are liberals, we have nothing else better to do.

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Hardees

Good Food Bad service, in other words it sucks

Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"

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retarded

To be tarded twice..

John who is tarded.. is now retarded

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droppin' off the Huxtables

poopin'

Just thinking about doing that rail makes me have to go drop off the Huxtables.

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maen

a replacement for man, to be used in the comical sense

yer maen, that was cool.

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hobey

If you have a cold, and trying to say "homie".

If you have a cold and trying to say "homie". "Hey Hobey wassup?"

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