blowing christmas

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

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Raki

A drink similar to Ouzo, but made from grapeseed, not aniseed, ranging from 40% to 60%. Can cause hilarity in the correct hands/mouth.

I definitely raki'd that one

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Gangsta Rap

As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Talent (Rap has none)
2: Melodies and notes (Rap has none)
3: Instruments (Samplers and Turntables aren't instruments. Guitars, Pianos, Saxes, Drums Trumpets ect. are...and by the way, Rap has none)

Anyone who sings (is that singing?) gangsta rap is not even "gangsta". They'd be dead in a second if they went to 'da hood'.

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raspberry

Cockney Rhyming Slang for a disabled person.

Raspberry Ripple = Cripple

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dalyn

A kid that will most likely get pussy from a girl named katie soon.

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ashley blue

a hot pornstar who likes it up the ass...

yesterday I fucked ashley blue up the ass, and creampied that shit!

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Blackillac

Any vehicle of the Cadillac brand which has been extensively and personally stylized by its stylish African-American owner.

-me: Man, you have a nice Blackillac. Wish I had one!

-Blackillac driver: You can't, you're white.

-me: <frown>

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