Nir

1. A short Israeli who has, among other things, successfully hit a can of tomatoes with a sniper rifle from 2 kilometers, beat up 2 US marines in the 4th grade, a girlfriend whose identity was unconfirmable due to the phone lines being cut by the Palestinians, and discovered diamonds while in Israel. It is also speculated that Nir is a pathological liar.

That's crap, Nir.

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Nir

a slang word used to convey anger, joy, shock, surprise, or any other emotion that comes to mind.

Nir!

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tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

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craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

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Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

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type r

Should stand for Type Racing in the Japanese car market, but is comonly abused by idiots.

Most import Fanboys have a Type R sticker, it allows them to think they are fast. Some even think it adds horsepower to their low HP vehicles.

My Type R sticker gave me 30 horses!

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Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

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