Blackillac

Any vehicle of the Cadillac brand which has been extensively and personally stylized by its stylish African-American owner.

-me: Man, you have a nice Blackillac. Wish I had one!

-Blackillac driver: You can't, you're white.

-me: <frown>

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sparten

a word describing something that is sparce

this is a sparten place

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Cascadia

The Region covering Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia. Also wanting to become its own country, and seceed from the United States. If so, it will be a nation of tree-hugging liberals.

Let's go to Seattle, Cascadia this weekend to attend the "Save the Pine Needles" rally. Then let's go to Portland, Cascadia to protest, because we are liberals, we have nothing else better to do.

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Hardees

Good Food Bad service, in other words it sucks

Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"

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retarded

To be tarded twice..

John who is tarded.. is now retarded

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droppin' off the Huxtables

poopin'

Just thinking about doing that rail makes me have to go drop off the Huxtables.

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fmbs

Slag wellies

Jim, look at that tart in her slag wellies

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