jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

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that guy

The guy who goes to a high school party after he's graduated high school.

i can't believe "blank" showed up didn't he graduate like 4 years ago

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Nir

1. A short Israeli who has, among other things, successfully hit a can of tomatoes with a sniper rifle from 2 kilometers, beat up 2 US marines in the 4th grade, a girlfriend whose identity was unconfirmable due to the phone lines being cut by the Palestinians, and discovered diamonds while in Israel. It is also speculated that Nir is a pathological liar.

That's crap, Nir.

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Nir

a slang word used to convey anger, joy, shock, surprise, or any other emotion that comes to mind.

Nir!

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tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

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White Volcano

is the process of laying on your back, filling up your asshole with baby powder or any other similar product and blowing a tremendous fart creating a white cloud similar to the Mt. St. Helens eruption. Also known as torking except substitute baby powder with flame. Very popular amongst drunk irish

skip stephens coming home drunk as hell after a larger mexican dinner. He wil then fill up his anus with powder and blow out his O-Ring sending a large white plume into the air.

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moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

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