giorgio

the single most amazing, sexy, handsome, perfect and greatest human being to ever exist. no one is better than Giorgio, if you don’t like Giorgio then go die in a hole, everyone needs Giorgio and Giorgio is the best. he’s also a penguin

person 1: hey who’s your favorite person of all time?
person 2: obviously giorgio

Giorgio

giorgio is the greatest guy that has ever lived, he’s sexy, amazing, smart, funny and he’s perfect, he’s the best footballer of all time and everyone loves him, giorgio’s favorite animal is a penguin

person 1: did u see giorgio?

person 2: i love him

Giorgio

I mean come on, is there anyone sexier, funnier, smarter, nicer, kinder, athletic than giorgio. everyone loves him because he’s perfect in every single way, penguins love him and he’s a raccoon :)))

person 1: who’s giorgio?

person 2: only the greatest person alive