ELSA 😭

elsa ( el- suh), noun.
1. is straight up just going to be the best thing that has ever happened to you ever in your entire life. elsa is the best most awesome, spontaneous, talkative biblical piece of piece youve ever heard of.
2.everything you ever seen, touched, heard, smelled that has given you positive vibes? think of all of that COMBINED and you'll only get about 1% of EVERYTHING elsa is.
3. once you've met her there's no going back in your life. possibly the highest point of your entire life once you make friends with her. will always be supportive of everything you do. is cuddly.
4. a force way too powerful to name and describe. no word good enough to say how good she is.

hey you know ELSA 😭 she-
OH MY GOSH SJSJFKSKDKSKDKSKDKADKSKSJSKSJEEK ELSA SHES THE ACTUAL BEST OMFG OMDGOMDOGMSDOAKSNSJSOIAOSJANDOAKDMSMSJCODIEIEIEIEKDKDKD

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cameron

cameron (cah-ma-run), noun.
1. the bloody best thing you will get in your life. it doesn't really get any better than cameron because it the top of the everything youve ever wanted for. why as for a nintendo switch when you can ask for a cameron? however, might be a bit FUCKING PRICELESS seeing as camerons are extremely rare. in fact, there is only one real cameron in the entire world. and he's already mine so sorry bout that one but you're just gonna have to get yaself a fake cameron, unless i die.
cameron may just be all the answers and prayers and will pretty much resolve anything in your life. feel ill? talk to cameron. you'll feel better in no time. feel sad? look at cameron's fit face and you'll have a smile on your face in no time. cameron is that only one person in your life that you'll never be capable of being mean to or hating.
2. basically God, not even lying. in fact, perhaps even greater than God. whenever you're around cameron you will feel the most valued person in the entire existence of existences. extremely lovable. just the bloody fuckin best.

you feel sad? *reaches into bag* just look at cameron, you'll be okay.