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Sucklet

One of itemLabel's plushies, a Sucklet is in a star shape with three dots in the center for its face, designating two eyes and a mouth. It also squeaks if you press it! It likes to eat all the treats and snacks in your home and decomposing. It is often associated with mushrooms because of the latter fact.

There are three variants of Sucklet: Sucklet, which has a white body and black dots; Dark Sucklet, which has a black body and white dots; and Super Sucklet which is like Sucklet but three times bigger.

Do not let it in your home! I repeat: DO NOT. Peepy is welcomed but if you do let a sucklet in, you will regret it. (Jk)

You can buy your own sucklet on itemLabel's website. There are YouTube videos if you want hear songs made about this plushy. So far, they've starred in Sucklet's Song and Sucklet Dies (not a song).

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Person 1: Hey, do you know how to get rid of sucklets? I've let one in my house because it looked so cold and alone from being outside too long, but now all it does is suck my entire stash of Doritos.
Person 2: That must've suck, dude. I don't think that there's a way to get rid of those pests, but even if you lost all of your beloved Doritos, at least sucklets are very adorable and soft.
Person 1: That's true. :)

by racecar = racecar March 18, 2021