drunchies

a case of the munchies from drinking!

dude.. i just finished that bottle of tequila and i got a bad case of the drunchies

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Black Out

A state of mental and physical impairment you enter after reaching a blood alcohol level of .20, which causes you to act in an uncontrollable manner. Unfortunately, the black out enables you to recall any of the events that occurred while acting so recklessly, and almost always guarantees awaking to wounds you do not remember getting or next to a person you do not remember sleeping with.

"I'm sorry. What is your name agian? I blacked out"

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Ronni

Filthy slapper tart, with style, A tart with heart

She was one hell of a Ronni

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trendie

same as townie or chav.
mindless dipshit who wears 5 tons of gold round their necks and calls anyone who doesn't have ridiulous ballet shoes or trainers with 10 million miles of springs in the heels. Usually found at night on a street corner getting drunk on shandy and shouting abuse at anyone and everyone who walks by. Also finds it amusing to slag off anyone alternative. Can be identified by the huge air filled space between two ears

stupid phrases include:
nah dan, rapid
gangstaaa wot ya sayin
yes yes

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joggins

American version: Joggins(noun) diarrhea.

Don't eat at that restaurant, last time I ate there, I had joggins all night.

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PORK-O-RAMA

an especially long session of banging with multiple partners and hole usage...(KY jelly optional)

jeez...we had one helluva pork-o-rama last night dude...major fluid spurtage and my sphincter had a darn good work out, but so did his!

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hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

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