Condishy

conditioner. as in shampoo and conditioner.

short version = "dishy"

"EEOOOOHWW Can I borrow some condishy?!"
"Back up. Ill get you some dishy!"

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Fidge

verb. The act of "liking" somebody for a short amount of time in order to get them attached to you and then disappearing completely thus breaking their heart. This act is commonly displayed multiple times a week to victims who tend to find out about each other anyway. It is considered a form of manipulation towards sweet and innocent victims.

GUY: "Hey girl, I haven't seen you since the last time we hung out? Do you still like me?"
GIRL: "Ohhh...um yea a little bit.. I'm just dealing with some personal issues so I don't think this will work out between us."
GUY: "Did I really just get fidged?"

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