dweef

A male "queef". Where the male farts out of his penis.

I laughed so hard I "dweefed" and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.

crack a dog

Crazy, gone off the deep end, silly.

That person is strange. I think he's gone crack-a-dog!

vienerschlider

Of German origin, meaning Vaseline.

Oh Helga, I have the vienerschlider here in the top drawer. Let's get down!