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An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary".
Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.
Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.
Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.
It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously.
Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???
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A dictionary for brain-damaged people.
Basically EBaumsworld.com, but in text form. Popular amongst the same crowd as well.
(there's no way this will be published, but to the editors: please fucking kill yourselves or do something worthwhile with your lives. If this gets published then the previous message applies to all the definition writers as well. Seriously, you people are sad, sad losers.)
huh huh huh...urban dictionary is so awesome....huh huh....poop....huh huh....chuck norris.....huh huh....math is hard....
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A concept that died around 1973. Originally the dream of being a blue-collar manufacturer living in a suburban house with a white picket fence with your wife and two kids. The term was rendered obselete as the American economy became based on service with manufacturing jobs being taken over by China and Japan.
Only the consistantly dim-witted and naive portion of American citizens still believe in the idea of the American dream.
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The well-thought-out philosophy of drawing the letter A with a circle around it on traffic signs, getting all your political information from punk rock songs, and moaning about your conformist parents who won't let you go skateboarding until you've done the dishes. They like, totally don't understand you man because they're just cogs in the corporate machine and you're so original and against conformity with your trucker hat, studded belt and ripped girl's jeans. I bet they just believe everything they hear on Fox News. They should listen to more NOFX instead. Fuckin' dad!
Oh yeah, property is theft and as long as there are employers we will never be free. Down with capitalism....and stuff.
Yeah, man. You're deep. Rage on.
Anarchy is the dream of many rich, male, spoiled white kids from the safe, secure suburbs (in other words, the core demograph of punk rock fans).
The Anarchist was dumbfounded when his teacher told him that she wanted more credible sources of information than Dropkick Murphys and Bad Religion lyrics for his term paper explaining what anarchy is.
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(backtick-two) An Urban Dictionary editor's best friend. Clicking these while in edit mode will cycle through each definition and mark in "reject" for each entry. This way, you don't have to actually try to read the (mostly incomprehensible) definitions while you edit.
Don't feel bad, 99% all the new definition entries are utter shit so there's nothing to lose.
I think I will go into editing mode on Urban Dictionary and `2 my way through several hundred new definitions that are all worthless trash written by 5th graders.
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What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary.
"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"
*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*
"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*
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An abbreviation for "American".
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned *drinks 10-litres of Diet Coke and eats a sack of Big Macs*.
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