Aray

A totally fab girl who is totes gorg, and always is a there to give you a hug if you need one. She is always a good friend, and still thinks you look good even when you doubt it. She is a huge fashionista and very artistic. She usually doesn't like sports, because she's obvi too good for them. She draws doodles like nobody's bidniss. She is super skinny, and always wears SUPER cool clothes, and even some she makes herself. She has perfect dark hair and prepossessing eyes. She is also a complete hipster even though she denies it. She always works really hard at everything and is VERY smart. She knows your deal right when she looks at you, so don't even try to keep secrets from her. She usually says things like "you're basic" and "#hashtag." She also watches Keeping up with the Kardashians and Vampire Diaries. All of her total amaze balls friends say that she is the perfect girl, and anyone who tries to talk shit about her will have a pretty hard time because there is NOTHING bad about her. Name used in Asian countries a lot

I want to be like Aray, beautiful and fabulous

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wanglish

internet chat-styled english, which is almost impossible to understand unless conditioned to it. called Wanglish because it makes you sound like a wang.

<twat> oi use to do u want 2 go 2 da beech 4 a swim heeps of jelly fish lol
<user> dude, talk like a human instead of using that wanglish.

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kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

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