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Cross _that_ bridge to make a name for yourself as a sex pest.
Andy has become a real tap ‘n’ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.
Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.
“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”
A corporate facial expression maintained by imagining the words "Cheez Whiz" to project a confident and jovial impression without actually caring.
The CEO's impenetrable smisek left us no clue as to how many of us would be there in the office tomorrow morning.
In with the incumbent, out with the excumbent.
Same difference, crooked scum.
Crooked, superficial waste that no longer matters
So glad we ejected that bloviating hairpiece.
Yes, now he is the excumbent!
Who?
Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.
We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.
One who repeatedly undertakes charitable sporting events for their personal gratification.
"I am so tired of being hit up for money by that #sponker, why can't he just admit he likes to swim?"