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excumbent

Crooked, superficial waste that no longer matters

So glad we ejected that bloviating hairpiece.
Yes, now he is the excumbent!
Who?

by ragnar hairy breeches April 23, 2021


excumbent

Former crooked wanksplat

In with the incumbent, out with the excumbent.
Same difference, crooked scum.

by ragnar hairy breeches April 24, 2021


smisek

A corporate facial expression maintained by imagining the words "Cheez Whiz" to project a confident and jovial impression without actually caring.

The CEO's impenetrable smisek left us no clue as to how many of us would be there in the office tomorrow morning.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 2, 2011


Hollywood math

Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.

We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 8, 2008

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Tap รขย€ย˜nรขย€ย™ see bitch

Cross _that_ bridge to make a name for yourself as a sex pest.

Andy has become a real tap รขย€ย˜nรขย€ย™ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.

by ragnar hairy breeches March 2, 2021


#sponker

One who repeatedly undertakes charitable sporting events for their personal gratification.

"I am so tired of being hit up for money by that #sponker, why can't he just admit he likes to swim?"

by ragnar hairy breeches August 16, 2018

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Sexual orienteering

Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.

It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 1, 2018

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