batakas

n./int. buh-tuh-cos

A word that I originally thought meant "potatoes" in Hindi. Then some old indian lady told me that batakas didn't mean anything at all, so I just started saying it as an indian sound effect, and "batakas" quickly became popular among white people in Wichita, KS.

rahul (punching rohit): dooshum! batakas! batas!
rohit: ay ay ay ay ay! I am slain.

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running disease

n. the disease in which a person spontaneously starts running and runs out of sight.

I spent last night in jail because the police didn't believe I had running disease!

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McPenis

Your penis at McDonald's. Once you leave the establishment, its back to penis again

person A "Once I left the McStablishment, its back to penis again"

person B "I would like a McPenis filet"

person A "Open your mouth. Wait lets go back inside McDonalds real quick"

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