Riverdale High School

The school mascot is basically a broke down f-150 because that’s what everyone drives there. The teachers grade based on what food items you bring them, and the band is run by the last remaining dinosaur on Earth. You will be greeted at the front gate by lazy security staff asleep in the guard shack and the front office receptionist gossiping about what teachers porn tape got leaked. The students all wear camo because traveling in numbers is safer and they think it’ll help them hide from their GPA’s.

“Hey did you see that news story about that fight at Riverdale High School?”

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