Dosser

Messer, someone who doesn't pay attention or behave

Eg. "Can you stop shouting in class, you dossers"

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We live, we move

Said after telling someone something negative, but isn't the end of the world. It's annoying, but you'll be fine, you'll survive and move on

Person A: I failed that maths test yesterday

Person B: Oh that sucks I'm sorry

Person A: Ah it'll be grand, we live, we move

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flitting

mitching, skipping class

Friend: Why weren't you in maths?
Me: I was flitting

Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.

Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"

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