Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.

A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.

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Squirrel

This is a term for a light person who can drink as much if not more than you.

Eric Ward is a squirril. He drank his body weight in beer tonite.

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cowtown

Collinsville, oklahoma, usa

ya i reckon ima head on back to cowtown yall.

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blows

see sucks

your project blows

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ogre

Shrek from the movie

Im A Big Mean Ogre arent you afraid of that

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direndra

adjective describing a person who has a morbid obsession with fanticising about coworkers whom are far smarter and prettier killing themselves by jumping off bridges.

i'm worried that afjal is direndra.

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high school

A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.

Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?

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