Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.

93👍 63👎

civic

Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians

Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang

15👍 26👎

batchweezer

it's a big ol' douchebag

you are a batchweezer

4👍 7👎

bungee

The hair between your nut-sac and asshole.

She licked his bungee

18👍 24👎

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg? More like Poop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg sucks/10.

134👍 147👎

Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

62👍 24👎

kooter-cat

A person, or Kooter, having nymphomaniac tendencies.

That Guila girl is one crazy kooter-cat!

3👍 4👎