sharkskin pillow

a coarse scruffy face that is tough on a gal's sensitive skin.

-What happened? You have a bright red spot on your chin!
-Oh, it's okay. My new boyfriend has a sharkskin pillow.

Inhertia

When you sleep with a gal and you really like her, it's the force (inertia) that makes it hard to leave her bed because you enjoyed being "in her."

Why are you so late to work?

I was on a date with this gal last night and I stayed over for the first time. I woke up at 7, but inhertia kept me us bed so I didn't leave until after 9. And yes, it *was* worth it.

front-loader

a thong that shows from the front, such as with low-cut shorts or high straps.

Cf. pull me thong, where the thong shows from the back.

That girl is so hot -- check out that hot pink front-loader! I could nibble on that!

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