War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

mehgitarian

Someone who isn't a vegetarian, but doesn't generally eat meat.

Tommy: She doesn't really eat meat, so most of these recipes would be lost on her.

Robert: What? I didn't know she was a vegetarian?

Tommy: Yeah…but she made a kickass potroast yesterday.

Robert: So a "mehgitarian"?

Tommy: "Mostly vege"