coach's time

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field

coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"

mutha fuckin

1.something put in a name to make the person sound improtant
2.a statement used to put emphasis on a cool person
3. used to make something sound cool

crayola mutha fuckin crayons

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Avory

avory is a strong, beautiful, independent woman. don’t try her because she is capable of a lot but she can be the nicest person ever too. all the boys are after her. once you’re close to her she will never switch up on you and will always be loyal to you no matter what.

“who’s that gorgeous girl over there with the short hair”
“that’s avory isn’t she stunning”

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drug test

something the court system makes you do for stealing something from a store...some how they find a conccetion and we've all missed it

WTF...how do you get drug test from stealing....

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