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Oliver

A quiet, pale skinned being who is well known for his tragic case of an overdose of musashi, which led to ...... obesity.
His sex is unknown because of his genital mutilation. Also known for his great amount of gym commitment BUT with lesser results than those around him. Has been known to eat babies, and is hated for his constant public worshipping of Hitler, his greatest idol EVER. Hates people touching things that he bought with his own money.
Cannot dance

"Wow that guy cant even do one chin up"
"hes such an oliver"

"Look at that guy doing his shitty dance that is just plain and simply embarrassing"
"yea hes an Oliver"

"Man look at that guys hat, it has no sticker on it"
"Thats just Oliver"

by randt enterprises 88 August 24, 2011

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