one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)

‘your maths is as good as one direction’