be my babys daddy

when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!

ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!

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The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

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