Macbook

A computer made for petty girls and gay guys.

Girl: OMG Like OMG I like totality got a new Macbook.
Gay gay: OMG I got my new mac book, now ima go to Starbucks and get a frappe chino

me: Slaps face "im just gonna stick with my asus..."

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turn up the bass

To turn up the volume or to increase the amount of bass in a song

Dj: Pumps out a good song at a rave
Me: turn up the bass!!!
Dj Hears and increases the bass
Me: AWW HELL YAH MAN

kk

one more k and i would be fucked....

Idiot: Hay man how bout we join the kk -

Me: DONT! SAY IT!
Idiot: k
Black man puts it together in his head and then shoots both of us.

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air time

What retards have before smashing there dicks on a pole.

Retard: BrO WATch ThIS SiCC TrICC
Me: Dude your going to hurt yourself.

Retard: nO Im NOwT. WatCh DiS AiR TiME. (Jumps and then smashes his dick on a pole) OOF
Me: Tsk. Idiot.

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gays

a group of gay people

Me: look. theirs a group of gays over there.

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Electrical Storm

Basically your normal thunderstorm but on crack. These are the kind of thunderstorms that create A LOT of lightning due to more negitive, and positive charges in the air. The thunder in these storms are also very loud, so loud it will scare the shit out of you every time it thunders. If a Lightning bolt were to hit your house, anything not plugged into a surge protector would be fucked.

*Idiot dude standing outside while there is a gigantic storm over his head*
Me: * You idiot! Thats an Electrical Storm. Get your ass inside now!*
Idiot Dude *whuua-* Lightning comes down and kills his ass.
Me *Welp, I tried.*

A Normal Person

Something that does not exsist.

Guy: Hey man. have you seen A Normal Person yet?
Me: Nah man.
Guy: Me neither. wanna go watch a movie?
Me: im down.

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