monoadjectivism

The regligious belief that a person can't be more than one adjective at the same time.

As a beliver in monoadjectivism, I find your polyadjectivist believes to be offensive! Or at least I would but I'm hungry right now, but just you wait until I eat!

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

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