ftj

abbreviation for "fuck this job"

boss: dude, get your ass over there and clean up

employee: ftj, you people don't pay enough for this shit.

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Electric Mudslide

When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.

“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::