Twatter

A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.

Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.

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mother

The woman whose tits you once sucked on and loved it.

Got milk? Got mother

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armstart

The opposite of a legend.

George Bush is an armstart.